Thursday, August 28, 2014

Super Weapon M

Thursday, August 28, 2014

 

The Super Weapon

6am I had a dream.

 

It appeared to have all happened in Miami Florida, because we were all dressed in "Miami Vice" style clothes from that popular 1980’s Television show. I have never been to Miami Florida.

Only this was clearly not the 1980’s, yet some distant future we were yet all to know.

Anyway, there was a "night club" and a "band" that played the "night club" regularly.

 

I had a thing for the lady drummer in and vocalist in the "band" Lynn. In a similar way to the way I had a thing for the drummer in my brothers band in the 1980’s only this was not then. This was some distant future from 1980’s and we were all young again and handsome and beautiful again.

Anyway, we where in a small hotel room, near the "night club."

There was a type of weapon there. It looked like a M-60 machine gun only it was a ray gun of some type. It had to be set to fire on a target in coordinates of inter-dimensional space-time, There was a computer on the weapon to make targeting simple enough.

This was a little confusing though. "The Weapon," sat on a tripod by a cushioned recliner in the small hotel room.

Anyway the "super weapon" had been stolen by an "evil professor" and he had just been in the "night club" This was the same nightclub were Lynn and her new band were playing.

The other Guy and I, were waiting in the room hoping the professor was unaware of us and would return to his room and we could catch him with the stolen goods.

Namely the "Super Weapon" which I was now sitting next to in the cushioned seat of the recliner.

As I sat in that cushioned seat in that recliner in that hotel room. A few things were going through my brain, although it was a bit, blurry because I had imbibed a bit of alcohol earlier in the dream at the bar of the night club,

"How were we going to turn the super weapon over to evidence without wondering if we would be the next to disappear from inter-dimensional space. I mean I was not exactly on good terms with the guys and gals in the evidence impound, really I didn’t even know them."

This was going through my head when our trap was sprung. The professor came into the hotel and we had him cold.

He was the only guy dressed like a "Nerd"

"Easy to pick out"

"We got you now!" I said.

He laughed and said "Oh Yeah" and ran out the door of the small hotel room.

 

I knew were he was going "Lynn’s" Cadillac.

The professor was thinking he would make a smooth get away.

What he did not know was Lynn was an old friend of mine and I had her number.

So I called her and said, "Tell the professor I will use the super weapon on him if he does not come back."

Lynn said "O.K"

The professor replied over the speakerphone in Lynn’s Cadillac, ""you are bluffing"

"Oh Yeah," I said, as I set the coordinates on the super weapon to a fire hydrant next to Lynn’s Cadillac.

I pulled the trigger on and the hydrant disappeared and a spring of water shot up next to the Lynn’s Cadillac, in the street.

"O.k… Ok." The professor said over Lynn’s speakerphone, "I am coming back"

 

Then the professor came back to the small hotel room with Lynn and just about everyone else who wanted to see what the super weapon looked like from the night club.

When professor came back to the small hotel room and saw the weapon he tried to run away. Well at least I thought he was running away. I said, "He is getting away."

Everyone in the room did a kind of dance. Then the professor dashed into the hotel room bathroom and the other Guy hand cuffed the professor in there.

Then Lynn came real close wearing her party dress.

"Now what are we going to do with this?"

I looked into her eyes and she looked back at mine and we just laughed.

 

Then I woke up.

 

6;33 am 8-28-14 2100 Lilac lane apt 203, Aurora Il 60506 87 W 42 N 75’ H Lol

 

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Thursday, July 3, 2014

4th of July Special Recipe Happy 4th everyone

4th of July Special Recipe

 

By Wayne W.

Edited MJJMX7

Place in Hot Water

Hot dogs

Pickles

Celery Salt

Pickle Relish

Baby Cucumber

Sour Kraut

 

And

Back Ribs Boil in Hot water before hand 4 to 6 hours

Then put BBQ sauce on ribs

With

Corn Beef

Red or Green cabbage

Red potatoes

Celery Salt

Sunday, May 4, 2014

A ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure

A ounce of prevention, is worth a pound of cure

The mentally ill are a vital part of our population. They contribute artistically and creatively in ways that amaze most mentally well people. It seems, if a mentally ill person can develop a Relapse Prevention Plan listing symptoms and interventions that help with those symptoms. Then the condition along with symptoms and interventions, the government, or other private organizations should see that the interventions are used, and made available, to the given client for their symptoms and should these request for intervention be granted within reason. The expense would be well worth it.

Example, if a given symptom of a client requires acupuncture, if it works for a given client, no further studies need to be done to prove its effectiveness. Funding should be made available for such things, such as vitamin supplements, varies teas and even a day once a month or two to a spa. This type of treatment could save society from much of the big bills of medication and perhaps even a cost in human violence when clients who could not normally afford these interventions act out all to tragically and violently.

In short a ounce of prevention, is worth a pound of cure, as a mental health professional for ten years I know this is true. Now! lets make a change in the system! So, we can all breath safer, knowing our mentally ill have truly the best treatment possible.




Tuesday, January 21, 2014

The Road a dream I had last night

Tuesday, January 21, 2014 8:29 AM

 

The Road

I had a dream last night. I was riding an Indian motorcycle bike at a slow but hurried pace. I was terribly lost. I was going to a hotel where the family was staying. I knew the hotel was nearby a Jewel food store. I was headed south. A large crowd was walking down the road. This disturbed me a bit but
I thought, "I will figure it out when the family is together at the hotel."
I past a Jewel food store however, I thought to myself, "That must not be it. It has been such a short way."

So, I road on past it.

After I past the Jewel food store. Something strange happened and I found myself in the Jewel parking lot at twilight. The bike was stalling out, but I managed to keep it going.. My brother in law Braven was dressed well as usual and was chasing me in the parking lot.

I thought, "That could be some one disguised as my brother in law. I had better get back on the road."

I heard him cry, "Your mother is worried about you, you past the hotel."

I thought, "It sounds like Braven!"

Yet then I said to myself, "It is a trick to get me off the road!"

So, I dashed away as he was about to catch me and I pulled back onto the road before an exhausted Braven could catch the sputtering motor cycle."

The motorcycle bike resumed normal power once on the road, I thought I saw, in the bike rearview mirror, Braven join the others on the road tired to be coming after me, but I thought, "Now that I am on the road I can’t let anyone catch me."

My brother in law is from Hawaii and I love him like a brother. I can not explain why I did not recognize him in the parking lot.

No one was stopping at any of the gas stations to get direction. I hardly noticed, until there were no gas stations and the area around the road began to look desolate. There had been many gas stations on the road they all had "out of gas" signs in their windows. I can not explain why the Indian motorcycle kept running.

I thought, "This is not right!" I kept going anyway

Once on the road something seemed to convince me I was headed the right direction. The road was well paved and it had whole lot of people on it yet it was wide enough so it did not seem that crowded. Many people were walking down it. A few vehicles were still rolling on it. No one was giving anyone any rides.

At one point or another the road began to get narrow and people were finding it harder to stick to it. It was getting darker it had been twilight on the road a long time. The twilight had seemed to last forever. This did seem odd.

The people walking seemed to look to me as a leader because I was on the bike. They asked, "When will we get back!" The people seemed to ask at once.

I shouted, "This is obviously not the right road. Down the road there must be an intersection or something where we can get our bearings. We will find it somewhere up ahead!" I shouted this with a silent prayer that we would find an intersection.

I shouted further " We must not pass the opportunity when we have it, remembering the gas stations from before.

The mood of the people on the road began to lighten and they started telling jokes and where more relaxed on the road it almost seemed as if the twilight became brighter.

Then we came to long tunnel on the road strangely it was still well lit, with streetlights inside. The mood was really lighting up now. The people came closer together in the tunnel but did not seem to mind the company.

At the other side of the tunnel it was daylight. We went al little ways and we found the intersection I had prayed for. It was a little disappointing to think I had such a long way back to find the hotel. I really did not want to get off the beaten path, yet I knew it was the only way to find the hotel.

"This is it!" I shouted

"This is it?" came back a question from the crowd

 

The other branch of road obviously continued south, and it was wide and winding, however the road-leading Northwest was narrow and straight.

"The angle is to steep, we will never get there." I heard a shout from the crowd

With that many followed down the road to the south.

"Now wait!" I shouted standing over the idling Indian motorcycle, but many ignored me and headed south.

"Does anyone have a map?!" I shouted, questioning at the same time!?"

With that many nodded negatively and headed south sown the road.

I prayed "God help me" this time out loud.

Then an odd thought Popped into my head "Sue Molholand Kainrath must have a map she has the Internet "

"Is Sue out there?!" I questioned and shouted, many in the crowd moved south at that.

I looked down the narrow road to the Northwest.
I thought to myself, "This could not possibly be the right direction to the hotel it sure is going to be a long way round, Yet Sue and Randy and their family must hold the key to what is down that road.
Yet I could see the narrow road to the northwest appeared straight not winding around like the one we where on.

"This narrow road at least appears to go somewhere!" I shouted

I turned up the accelerated on the Indian motorcycle engine and it was raring to go!

"This way!" I shouted

A few of the people on the road to the south must have felt the road to the Northwest was right to because I heard them shout
"Hurray!"
I thought I recognized Braven voice in the crowd.

With that the small group and I headed down the road leading Northwest.

"Everyone look for land marks" I shouted, "We must get our bearings!"

"At the first gas station we will get directions! We must not miss the opportunity!"

"Hurray" came up from the crowd once again, this time I was even more sure I heard Braven voice in the crowd.

I decided to drive my motorcycle more slowly so Braven could catch up to me.

I thought to myself, "This is the long way around to find the hotel where our family is at

Yet I know I will find it now."

 

With that I awoke in my bed safe and sound in my apartment.

 

The End

 

 

 



Wednesday, September 25, 2013

A trip to Red Oak NAture Center in North Aurora always a good idea.

           As Halloween approaches it might be fun to take a hike, out to Devils Cave. The guides are

 friendly and it is a great adventure for the whole family. It also has some educational value in

 learning about Native Americans and how they dealt with settlers to the frontier. Which is what this

 area once was. When this country was just starting out, there was little difference between the Mid

 West and the West. 

           So, for some important history lessons as well as life lessons a trip to Devils Cave

 might well be worth the adventure this Halloween or some time around that time. Besides the fall

colors are irresistible about this time of year.

The Red Oak Nature Center is where Devils cave can be found image by Michael Murtaugh